“This is a story about what I did today. Some of it is factual and real and the rest of it might be completely made up. You decide. No fish were harmed in todays excursion.
I kind of have a bit of a crush on a dude named Peadar. (American friends pronounce this name like Padthurr). He likes fish and do I. So it makes sense that I would drool over him, or at least his fish, right? …”